Drunken Cinema, Vol. 13: Event Horizon

April 20, 2018

It’s been far too long, but we’re back with a brand new edition of Drunken Cinema.

Every good franchise eventually heads to outer space and Drunken Cinema is no different. Today we’re watching the sci-fi horror film Event Horizon, starring Sam Neill and Laurence “The Fish” Fisburne.

Even though it’s been a while, we still remembered to bring you a relevant cocktail recipe. Enjoy a Wormhole.

  • 1 1/2 oz Fernet Branca Menta
  • 1 oz cold brew coffee
  • 1/4 oz fresh lime juice
  • Sparkling mineral water

Combine the Fernet, coffee, and lime juice in a Collins glass. Add ice, top with sparkling water and garnish with a mint sprig.

Where we’re going, we don’t need to be sober to see.

See video of this Drunken Cinema on Patreon.

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Drunken Cinema, Vol. 12: Transylvania 6-5000

March 31, 2017

Hello friends! The time has come once again for us to drink too much and jabber through a movie. It’s the latest edition of Drunken Cinema!

Today for your viewing pleasure, we have the 1985 cult classic Transylvania 6-5000, which features Jeff Goldblum, Ed Begley, Jr., Michael Richards, and more. For your drinking pleasure, we’ve got the Transylvania Ice Tea, which features;

  • 1/2 oz gin
  • 1/2 oz rum
  • 1/2 oz tequila, white
  • 1/2 oz vodka
  • 1/2 oz raspberry liqueur
  • 1 splash cranberry juice
  • 1 splash sweet & sour mix

Fill glass with ice, mix all liquors, then top with cranberry juice and sweet & sour

Let’s get weird.

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Drunken Cinema, Vol. 11: Ghostbusters

December 2, 2016

Dogs and cats, living together! Mass hysteria! Drunken Cinema!

The boys are back and ready to do some damage. Tonight, we’re watching the 1984 classic that spawned the most controversial reboot ever. That’s right, we’re watching Ghostbusters.

You already know we’ve got a relevant cocktail for you, and this one is extra relevant. There is no Dana, there is only the Zuultini, and it’s made with ECTO COOLER!

  • 1 1/2 oz Midori
  • 1 1/2 oz vodka
  • 1 1/2 oz Hi-C Ecto Cooler

Shake or stir ingredients together with ice. Serve straight up without garnish.

So strap on your proton pack and let’s get bustin’!

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Drunken Cinema, Vol. 10: World War Z

April 1, 2016

Hello again friends.

Despite our protests, many people have told us that we should watch World War Z. Well, we decided that if we were going to do it, we were going to have to get sloppy wasted. So we now bring to you a brand new Drunken Cinema, featuring World War Z.

Naturally, we’ve got a relevant cocktail for you. Seeing as how Brad Pitt’s character is in the midst of a zombie apocalypse, we offer a cocktail dubbed the Apocalypse.

  • 1 oz peppermint schnapps
  • 3/4 oz vodka
  • 1/2 oz Kahlua
  • 1/2 oz bourbon
  • 1 oz white creme de menthe
  • 3/4 oz peach liqueur
  • 2 oz hot chocolate

Combine alcohol in a coffee mug. Fill with hot chocolate. Garnish with whipped cream.

Okay, let’s get this over with.

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Drunken Cinema, Vol. 9: From Dusk Till Dawn

March 5, 2016

Things are about to get weird because it’s time for another round of Drunken Cinema.

Tonight’s film is celebrating its twenty year anniversary so let’s celebrate with a drink or twelve. The movie is Quentin Tarantino and Robert Rodriguez’s vampire classic From Dusk Till Dawn.

Speaking of vampires, our cocktail this evening is called the Vampire’s Kiss.

  • 2 oz vodka
  • 1/2 oz dry gin
  • 1/2 oz dry vermouth
  • 1 tbsp tequila
  • 1 pinch salt
  • 2 oz tomato juice

Shake with ice, strain over ice in an old-fashioned glass, and serve.

So c’mon drinkers, let’s get drinking.

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Drunken Cinema, Vol. 8: American Psycho

September 4, 2015

Looking at my Jean Paul Gaultier watch, it would seem that’s it that time once again. The boys are back and belligerent for another round of Drunken Cinema.

Tonight’s movie of choice is one of the movies that Taylor and Tony first bonded over, the mind-bending slasher flick American Psycho.

Of course, it wouldn’t be Drunken Cinema without a relevant cocktail and today is no exception. The cocktail this time around is Patrick Bateman’s favorite, a J&B straight and a Corona.

  • 6 oz J&B Scotch whiskey
  • 1 Corona

Pour J&B into rocks glass with ice, take cap off Corona, drink separately.

So put on your raincoat, grab your Walkman, and enjoy. That is, unless you need to go return some videotapes. Cheers.

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Drunken Cinema, Vol. 7: surprise movie

April 1, 2015

In honor of April Fool’s Day, we decided to offer all of you a special surprise edition of Drunken Cinema. What movie could it be? April Fool’s Day? The remake of April Fool’s Day? Something less obvious? There’s only one way to find out and that’s to listen along with us.

Here’s a little hint that might help you figure it out. It’s a cocktail that’s relevant to the movie, and it’s called Space Juice.

  • 5 oz Midori melon liqueur
  • 4 oz pineapple juice
  • 1 oz Sprite soda
  • 2 oz vodka

Pour Midori melon liqueur, pineapple juice, and vodka into shaker and shake until mixed. Strain contents into glass. Add Sprite soda. For stronger drink, add 1 shot of Bacardi® 151 Rum into shaker along with other ingredients.

So mix yourself a drink and enjoy this mystery movie along with us!

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Drunken Cinema, Vol. 6: Behind the Mask

March 20, 2015

Drunken Cinema is back and this is one we’ve been waiting for. The movie in question this time around is one of our favorites, the underrated (in our minds) slasher mockumentary Behind the Mask: The Rise of Leslie VernonIf you haven’t seen it, you’re missing out.

If you have seen it, then you understand the relevance of our featured cocktail, the Angry Apple Press.

  • 2 oz VEEV
  • 2 oz Angry Orchard Hard Cider
  • 1 oz soda
  • 1/2 oz simple syrup

Build all ingredients, including ice, in a rocks glass. Stir and present with an apple garnish and sprinkle of cinnamon.

So grab your cocktail and your remote control and… join us.
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Drunken Cinema, Vol. 5: Club Dread

November 21, 2014

For the first (and last) time ever, we decided to do a Drunken Cinema double-header. Here’s how I remember it going down; we had just finished our Evil Dead 2 Drunken Cinema. As I was walking to the bathroom, Tony said “shit, it’s only 10:30.” I responded with “Fuck it, let’s do another one!” Tony agreed, and… that’s about it.

While I’m sure it was fun at the time, the next day was hell on Earth.

The latest installment of Drunken Cinema is the Broken Lizard horror-comedy Club Dread. The latest cocktail of choice is Coconut Pete’s Margarita. Can you guess the secret ingredient?

  • 2 ounces coconut puree, thawed
  • 2 ounces anejo tequila
  • 1 ounce lime juice
  • 1/2 ounce triple sec
  • Dash of simple syrup
  • Crushed ice
  • Lime slice, for garnish

Combine the coconut puree, tequila, lime juice, triple sec and simple syrup in a cocktail shaker with crushed ice. Shake for 10 seconds. Strain into a martini glass and garnish with a lime slice.

So listen along and enjoy, because we suffered for this. Cheers!

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Drunken Cinema, Vol. 4 (Remake Madness edition): Friday the 13th

August 29, 2014

The Remake Madness tournament is officially over. Thirty-two are now only one. After five rounds, Friday the 13thstands tall as the best horror remake, according to your votes.

In lieu of cutting down nets, Jason Voorhees cut down 20-somethings in celebration. We, on the other hand, celebrated the only way we know how; getting piss drunk and watching the damn thing.

In honor of this special episode, we offer you a killer (pun intended) drink recipe. Tonight’s cocktail is named after the star of the show, it’s called the Jason Voorhees.

  • 1 1/2 ounces Single Malt Scotch
  • 1/2 ounce Cream Sherry
  • 1 ounce Ginger Simple Syrup
  • 3/4 ounce Grenadine

Shake all ingredients, except grenadine, in an ice-filled shaker until well-chilled. Strain into an ice-filled Collins glass. Pour grenadine over the drink so it drips down. Garnish with slice of ginger dipped in grenadine.

So congrats to Friday the 13th and we hope you enjoy this championship edition of Drunken Cinema. Cheers!

#FMB

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