Episodes

Episode 177 - Jakob's Wife/Lucky

Do you know where you are? You're in the jungle, baby! Wake up and grab a steaming hot cup of Grave Plot Podcast to start your day.
After some rambling about vaccines and home repair, we kick off Real World Horror with Elon Musk's business partner discussing the possibility of starting a real life Jurassic Park which makes us ask, has he seen any of the movies?
In Horror Business, we discuss a new movie that's we're not saying is about aliens, but... ALIENS. We also talk about Mike Flanagan's next project, updates on the Goodnight Mommy and Slumber Party Massacre remakes, and we're still trying to figure out what an NFT is thanks to Kevin Smith and his new horror film.
Oh, did someone say horror film? Okay, let's talk about horror films. First up we've got the new vampire flick starring icons Babs Crampton and Larry Fessenden, titled Jakob's Wife. We follow that up with the time loop home invasion mind bender known as Lucky.
So buckle up, buttercup, for another rip-roaring episode of The Grave Plot Podcast.

Episode 176 - Wrong Turn (2021)/Psycho Goreman

Hey, kid. Yeah, you. Wanna know a secret? Lean in close and we'll whisper in your ear a brand new episode of The Grave Plot Podcast.
We open up by mourning the loss of makeup artist Cleve Hall. Cleve was the first celebrity we ever met at our very first ever Crypticon so he holds a special place in Grave Plot lore. We move on to Real World Horror to talk about the pitfalls of trying to sell a haunted house.
In Horror Business, we discuss a new horror-comedy starring the Foo Fighters, a new haunted house film from the legendary Sam Raimi, and a new sequel series to The Guest. We also break down the new Resident Evil film and lament yet another spin-off (or two) of The Walking Dead.
We then head to the theater for our film reviews, where we talk about the new remake/reboot/re-imagining/re-whatever the fuck of 2003's Wrong Turn, as well as try to wrap our minds around the absurdity of Psycho Goreman.
So come along on a fantastic voyage through the wonderful world of The Grave Plot Podcast.

Episode 175 - Extra Ordinary/Wake Wood

Who do you think you are? We are! Welcome back to the Grave Plot for the big 1-7-5.
We kick off the episode with a bunch of nonsense about vaccines and other irrelevant rantings. Finally, we get to Real World Horror, where we talk about the latest chapter in the TRUE STORY of The Amityville Horror (cue eye roll). In Horror Business, we discuss Rob Zombie's rumored Munsters movie, a TV series based on Let the Right One In, and a Frankenstein-esque film featuring Willem Dafoe and Emma Stone. This, naturally, led into a discussion on Disney villains. We then give our opinions on a new Predator comic series and a miniseries based on R.L. Stine's Just Beyond series of graphic novels.
In our film reviews, we head off to the Emerald Isle for our annual St. Patrick's Day salute to Irish horror. First up we talk about the resurrection thriller Wake Wood, a 2009 movie about a pagan ritual gone wrong. Who would have thought? We then review the supernatural comedy Extra Ordinary, featuring Will Forte as a Satan-worshipping music star and the ghost hunting duo that serves as his foil.
Oh yeah, we also drank a bunch. Because it's St. Patrick's Day.
Enjoy!

Episode 174 - Sacrifice/The Stylist

Oh well they're back. The men behind the mask. And they crawled out of their hole.
We start things off with Real World Horror, where we talk about the slightly creepy act of having dinner with wax figures at a New York steakhouse. We move on to discuss a couple horror films coming to the new Paramount+ service, yet another Stephen King adaptation coming to Netflix, and a reboot of Silent Night, Deadly Night. We also give our opinions on a new Jeepers Creepers movie and the new cast of the Chucky TV show coming to Syfy.
For our reviews, we start off with the Lovecraft-inspired Sacrifice, starring the iconic Barbara "Babs" Crampton. We then take a look at Jill Gervagizian's feature length adaptation of her own short film The Stylist.
The moon was full and you had a chance to be all alone, but you're not alone. This is your last dance and your last romance. Enjoy a new episode of The Grave Plot Podcast!

Episode 173 - Willy's Wonderland/Saint Maud

Weeeeee're baaaaack! After taking a break off for the 2021 Grave Plot Film Fest, we're back to our regularly scheduled program.
Today's episode gets a little off the rails at times, with asides featuring The Avengers, geography, and the best way to trim your pubes (use code GRAVEPLOT for 3% off the Bush Buster 5000). When we finally get down to business, Horror Business that is, we discuss lifeforms that "shouldn't be there" found in the Arctic in Real World Horror. We go on to discuss The Last of Us casting for the upcoming HBO series, a new Addams Family series coming to Netflix from Tim Burton, and how Neil Blomkamp spent his summer vacation. We also chew over a JJ Abrams project that's Subject to Change as well as the return of Brittany Snow to the horror genre.
For our film reviews, we have a conversation about two highly talked about movies. First up is the slow burning religious thriller known as Saint Maud, about a born-again Catholic looking to save the soul of a dying dancer. It's a brooding, serious film. Our other review goes to the opposite of the end of the spectrum, with the a caffeine-fueled Nicolas Cage fighting animatronic killer animals in Willy's Wonderland.
Find out our thoughts on these films and much more with a new episode of the one, the only, the incomparable Grave Plot Podcast!

Episode 172 - Bloody Hell/GetAWAY

OH YOU DIDN'T KNOW? Your ass better CALLLLL SOMEBODY. Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, children of all ages. Grave Plot Podcast is proud to bring to you, a brand new episode! If you're not down with that, we got two words for you.
Luckily, you were saved this time from a long political rant that didn't actually get recorded. Instead, we just look forward to NOT talking about politics any more, and preparing for the upcoming Grave Plot Film Fest instead.
In Real World Horror, we discuss the fine dining covered in The Cannibal Cookbook, from convicted murderer Nico Claux, aka "The Vampire of Paris." We move on to Horror Business, where we discuss the new Fangoria Studios, Terrifier 2, and an update on the SYFY Day of the Dead TV show. We close out talking about this Spring's new Resident Evil game, Resident Evil Village as well as an animated - yes, ANIMATED - version of From Dusk Till Dawn.
We then hop into the Gravemobile and head straight on into our film reviews. In this episode, we talk about the indie slasher GetAWAY, about a group of college students who make an indie slasher. We also discuss the kidnapped-in-a-strange-land thriller known as Bloody Hell. So strap in, pipe down, and listen up to a brand new episode of The Grave Plot Podcast!

Episode 171 - Castle Freak (2020)/Smiley Face Killers

Fear not, dear listeners, we have returned once again to ring in the new year with a brand new episode!
We know you missed us, just as we missed our Christmas episode. However, we get back in the swing of things with our annual gift exchange, plus so much Horror Business that you'll puke. In Real World Horror, we take a look at a psychotic, deranged, maybe even possessed - who knows? - killer, man-eating... squirrel? YES! We also examine the upcoming Are You Afraid of the Dark? limited series, a potential crossover between Freaky and Happy Death Day, and a new movie starring horror icon Barbara Crampton. We also tell you where to see some classic horror films for free this month and check out a casting call for Jordan Peele's next flick.
For our reviews, we discuss the new remake of the Full Moon classic Castle Freak, as well as Brett Easton Ellis's Smiley Face Killers. Both feature sex, gore, and rock & roll, but are they any good? You'll have to listen to find out.
So join us, won't you, on a brand new adventure that is The Grave Plot Podcast.

Episode 170 - Hanukkah/The Golem

Hello and Shalom! Welcome to the first ever Grave Plot Podcast Hanukkah special! Come and enjoy the mitzvah that is this special episode, whether you be Semite or gentile.
We start off this festival of frights with a Real World Horror story about an Aztec castle made of human skulls. We then proceed to Horror Business, where we squeal with glee at the announcements of Back 4 Blood and Evil Dead: The Game coming to home video game consoles next year. We also talk about a much more analog game from some of the creators of Halloween Horror Nights in the form of card game "Oh, The Horror!" We then discuss a new Alien series coming to Hulu, a new high school horror film from the filmmakers of Ready Or Not, and a reboot of True Blood.
We then jump into our Hanukkah horror film reviews with the holiday themed slasher named, aptly, Hanukkah as well as the new telling of the Jewish myth known as The Golem. While this episode isn't quite eight nights, it is a long one but it's a fun one. Hope you enjoy.
Happy Hanukkah to all those celebrating from The Grave Plot Podcast!

Episode 169 - Nobody Sleeps in the Woods Tonight/The Dark and the Wicked

Welcome back to the greatest show on Earth.
We're back in lock down so we're back to recording remotely. We reach out and touch someone with a brand new episode, featuring so much Horror Business you'll be like "I'm tired of winning."
We start out with a Real World Horror story about a cannibal math teacher, followed by a story on Jay Z's first foray into horror with Forty Acres. We then proceed to discuss the newest installment in the Predator series as well as the long gestating sequel to Killer Klowns From Outer Space. We close out the segment with news on Ari Aster's next project as well as The Last Of Us finally coming to TV.
The lion may sleep in the jungle, but Nobody Sleeps in the Woods Tonight with our film review of the first ever Polish slasher film. We also discuss the atmospheric horror The Dark and the Wicked, about a brother and sister who come back home to care for their dying father, to hilarious results. No, not hilarious, terrifying. Yeah, terrifying.
So join us once again for another twisting, turning ride through Toon Town as The Grave Plot Podcast keeps on kicking.

Episode 168 - Scare Me/Spiral

Yo, yo, yo, yo! Pop a 40 and check your Rollies, it's tyme - er, time for brand new episode of The Grave Plot Podcast!
Today we're saluting the streaming service Shudder, as we review two of their Shudder Exclusive films. Up first is the scary stories to tell in a cabin in the woods comedy known as Scare Me, followed by the outsider thriller Spiral.
Before that, though, we've got some Horror Business to discuss, including a fashion designer in search of human skin for "leather face masks" in Real World Horror. We then take a look at the film Video Nasty, being produced by Seth Rogen. Our Shudder coverage continues with a story about the return of the television series "Slasher." We also have some conversation about sequels to A Quiet Place and Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark, the return of Neil Marshall to the horror genre, oh, and an unnecessary amount of talk about eating ass.
So inject this sweet, sweet new episode straight into your veins.