Episodes

Episode 70 - Blair Witch/31

Hey there boys and girls. Fear not (that's a weird thing for a horror show to say) because a brand new episode of the Grave Plot Podcast is here to answer all of your probing questions.
What do you do if you believe a loved one is possessed? Real World Horror has your answer. What's the status of Stranger Things season 2? Horror Business is your place to find out. Well, what about that Tremors show, is that still happening? We know that as well. Any other horror-themed TV shows coming up? We know of at least one. Is mc chris ever going to release a horror album? Sooner than you might think. Are any ex-wrestlers filming a horror movie? Listen and find out.
In our reviews, we answer the question of "Hey, how are Blair Witch and 31?" These movies aren't even in theaters yet and we've got reviews of them. It's almost like we're a real organization.
So charge up those AirPods and catch an earful.

Episode 69 - I Am Not a Serial Killer/Sheep Skin

How YOU doin? It's episode 69 (he he he) of the Grave Plot Podcast!
In today's Real World Horror, we tell you why you shouldn't fuck with flakka. In Horror Business, we discuss Jason Voorhees going to court and Beetlejuice going to Broadway. Do you like sequels? How about a sequel to Sleepaway Camp? Are remakes more your thing? We discuss a potential remake to An American Werewolf in London. If you instead prefer TV adaptations, you'll be happy to hear about the upcoming small screen version of The Lost Boys.
We then go on to review the punk rock thriller Sheep Skin, and talk about werewolves and dick punching. Our second review is the film adaptation of the Dan Wells novel I Am Not a Serial Killer, where we talk Christopher Lloyd, panda masks, and have a serious(ish) discussion on sociopathy.
So crack it open and enjoy the goodness inside.

Episode 68 - The Funhouse Massacre/The Mind's Eye

Helllllloooo Saint Louiiiiiiiis! And... you know... the rest of you. Today, for the first time ever, we did a Horror Business story before Horror Business even started! Don't get excited, we just turned what we thought was a throwaway story into a 20 minute rant about Ghostbusters. So... enjoy that. In the "real" Horror Business, we discuss a creepy clown stalking cheeseheads in Real World Horror, plus updates on a slew of remakes. Namely Friday the 13th, The Crow, It, and even Plan 9 From Outer Space. For our reviews, we discuss the latest from writer/director Joe Begos, The Mind's Eye, a sci-fi horror about psychokinetics. We also talk about The Funhouse Massacre, about a B-rate Suicide Squad who decide to break out of prison and start their own amusement park. Or something. So grab someone close to you and get down to the silky smooth sounds of the Grave Plot Podcast!

Episode 67 - Model Hunger/Nina Forever

See, that wasn't so long, was it? We apologize for the delay but we're back and ready to go. In today's Horror Business, we discuss Blair Witch and its creators, Simon Barrett and Adam Wingard. We also discuss the latest news on Beetlejuice 2 and a remake of Pumpkinhead. In addition, we reveal the possible theme for season six of American Horror Story and a comic based on the music of Slayer. There are also unrelated tangents about Stranger Things and Pokemon-themed butt plugs. We go on to review the directorial debut of scream queen Debbie Rochon, the low budget film Model Hunger. For our second review, we discuss Nina Forever, the British story of an undead ex-girlfriend who won't let her former lover move on. So let us crawl into your ears and lay our eggs in your brain.

Episode 66 - Intruder/Carnage Park

Hello again friends (and Kevin)! Welcome back! In today's episode we talk about a real world horror story that hits close to home. Like, really close. In Horror Business, we talk about casting updates for Death House and Flatliners, the return of a familiar franchise, not one but TWO Universal Monsters remakes, and a board game based on a show favorite. For our movie reviews, we discuss Carnage Park, a thriller based on true(?) events, written and directed by Mickey Keating, who previously made the polarizing Darling. We also discuss Intruder, the home invasion horror from Travis Z, who previously directed the remake of Cabin Fever. So indulge yourself in another scintillating episode of The Grave Plot podcast!

Episode 65 - Dead Rising: Endgame/The Neon Demon

We're back like scoliosis with a brand new episode. In today's Horror Business, we discuss a real world horror story about some creepy men in black in Iowa, plus talk about the Green River Killer, find out who's not directing Halloween (and who Taylor thinks should), and the odd couple pairing of Eli Roth and Jim Carrey. We also discuss yet another Stephen King adaptation and the possible return of Hannibal. For our reviews, we discuss Nicolas Winding Refn's polarizing new film The Neon Demon. Some have heralded it as a magnificent piece of art, others have chastised it as a horrible piece of shit. Which side did we fall on? We also discuss Dead Rising: Endgame, the sequel to the video game adaptation featuring Jesse Metcalfe kicking zombie ass. So listen and enjoy. Hopefully. Please enjoy it. LOVE MEEEEEE.

Episode 64 - Crush the Skull/Cell/Christopher Lombardo and Jeff Kirschner

It's time to get back to work. After our Crypticon special, we now return you to our regular program. In today's Real World Horror story, we discuss a story that sounds like it's from Ghostbusters 2, but is (allegedly) oh so real. In Horror Business, we play a little bit of catch-up, covering news stories on Halloween and Friday the 13th, and go on a rant about The Conjuring and James Wan. We also discuss the best horror to come out of E3 and who will fill Tim Curry's giant shoes in Stephen King's It. Speaking of Stephen King, we reviewed yet another adaptation of his work, the sci-fi thriller Cell. We also discuss the indie home invasion horror Crush the Skull. We also spoke to the authors of Death by Umbrella! The 100 Weirdest Horror Movie Weapons, Christopher Lombardo and Jeff Kirschner. We discuss their book as well as their podcast, Really Awful Movies. So grab a spoon and dig in.

Episode 63 - Tales from Crypticon 2016

Crypticon Seattle has come and gone once again. "The largest gathering of fans of the macabre in the Pacific Northwest" has become a staple of the Grave Plot Podcast and this year may be the best yet. Listen in as we recap the weekend, including talking to Tony Todd and Kane Hodder or, as you may know them, Candyman and Jason Voorhees. We also spoke to Lisa Ovies, the director of the upcoming film Puppet Killer, and the good folks at Luchagore Productions and you can hear those interviews for yourself! You can also hear about the different panels we appeared on, drunk dancing with Krusty Bumbles, the many short films we watched, and a nightmarish adventure of simply getting home. So check it out and hopefully we'll see you there next year!

Episode 62 - The Darkness/Bite

Hello from the other side. So... there's good news and bad news. Bad news is, our mixer crapped out on us. Good news is, the show must go on. More bad news is, the show was recorded on an inboard laptop mic and sounds... well it sounds like it was recorded on an inboard laptop mic. More good news is, we can rebuild it. We have the technology (TECHNOLOGY!). So just deal with it this week, next episode will be our Crypticon spectacular, and then everything should be hunky dory when we return in Episode 64. Sound good? Well, no, it doesn't sound good, but I mean... we square? In today's Horror Business, we talk about a movie based on a haunted painting because you can buy the rights to anything these days. We also discuss an 80s remake, the final season of a horror TV show, a new installment in a popular video game franchise, and a new horror comic label. For our reviews we discussed the arthropod body horror movie Bite, about a girl who goes to Costa Rica and brings home more than a souvenir. We also trusted Blumhouse to deliver a solid PG-13 horror film with The Darkness, about a family who hates each other and also has some issues with demons. Did they deliver? I mean, it has Bacon. Bacon makes everything better, right? Right? Guys? So let us give you a kick in the ear balls with a brand new episode of The Grave Plot Podcast.

Episode 61 - Green Room/They're Watching/Alex DiVincenzo

After Tony was stricken with a virus, he has now risen once again to feast upon the flesh of the living. No, wait, not that. But Tony is back from his illness and Taylor has also returned from his vacation to once again feed upon your brains. Speaking of rising from the grave, we kick off Horror Business today with a Real World Horror story about a Philadelphia lab trying to resurrect the dead. Seriously. This is a thing they're trying to do. God save us all. In our new Horror Business format, we bring you the top five stories (according to us) from around the genre. Today, that includes stories on The Exorcist, Day of the Dead, The Mummy, Puppet Master, and From Dusk Till Dawn. What fucking year is this? Not a single original franchise. We also spoke with filmmaker, journalist, and owner of the website Broke Horror Fan, Alex DiVincenzo. Alex discusses horror collectibles as well as his short films The Horrors of Autocorrect and Trouser Snake and the upcoming feature Abyzou: The Taker of Children. In our movie reviews, we discuss the movie Green Room, about a punk band trapped in a... green room... as a gang of Nazis refuse to let them leave. We wrap up with the film They're Watching, about a Moldovan village and its inhabitants who... watch... stuff. Get some.