The Grave Plot Podcast

Episode 212 - Infinity Pool/Sorry About the Demon

Yo baby, lemme holler at you.
We've got that sweet sassy molassy with a brand new episode to put in your ears. First up, we talk about some Real World Horror, where we openly question why science continually tries to make human beings obsolete and start the robot apocalypse. In less terrifying, but still scary, news, we talk about the upcoming film that is somewhere in The Exorcist timeline, as well as a potential resurrection of the Poltergeist franchise. We then talk about a film we won't see, a Stranger Things stage show we won't see, and finally a film adaptation of Dead by Daylight that we probably won't see either. This all ends up with a tirade about diet horror, date night horror, whatever you want to call this trend of trying to make horror for people who don't like horror.
That's not to say that comedy horror is a bad thing. In fact, for our first film review we talk about a well made romantic comedy possession film, Sorry About the Demon. We then take a trip to the exotic land of Li Tolqa to take a dip in the Infinity Pool with Alexander Skarsgård and Mia Goth.
Come get your love.

Episode 211 - Winnie-the-Pooh: Blood and Honey/Night of the Bastard

** We made an oopsie with the sound on this one. Hopefully it's not too bad. -Tony**
Hey ho, let's go.
We're back again with a brand new batch of Horror Business, starting off with Real World Horror. We head to the Philippines to investigate the multiple reports of supernatural beings, including the elusive manananggal. In the world of fiction, we discuss a new legacy sequel of I Know What You Did Last Summer, as well as a new animated Resident Evil movie. We then take a look at a new survival horror video game inspired by the Saw movies. We then head to New Jersey for Crystal Lake Tours, featuring a ton of Friday the 13th alumni to camp out with fans. Finally, we break down the remake of the film Night Shift.
For our film reviews, we first examine the low budget cult film Night of the Bastard, which is not about PAC or ODB but instead is about a group of Satanists looking to bring on the apocalypse. Before they are successful, we better take a trip to Hundred Acre Wood to meet a silly old bear named Winnie-the-Pooh in the fairytale-turned-slasher Blood and Honey. But Pooh and Piglet too have grown up to become ruthless killers. Oh, bother.
So grab some hunny and curl up with a brand new episode of The Grave Plot Podcast!

Episode 210 - Scare Package II: Rad Chad’s Revenge/Candy Land

We have risen from the grave once again!
Specifically, the Grave Plot Film Fest, which took place on February 4 from Ark Lodge Cinemas in Seattle, WA. We break down the event and announce the winners!
We then head to San Bernadino, CA for some Real World Horror about a mysterious man who walked into a local police station and left behind some animal remains and a human jawbone.
In Horror Business, we discuss the next project or two from Terrifier director Damien Leone, as well as updates on DC's Swamp Thing and Evil Dead: The Game. We then break down Joe Bob's next special as well as the latest in the Subspecies franchise.
Then, in our film reviews, we take a trip back to Rad Chad's Horror Emporium for the horror-comedy anthology sequel Scare Package II: Rad Chad's Revenge. Up next is the bloody crime thriller Candy Land. It's got sex, stabbing, and the second-best Baldwin.
So come with me, and you'll see, a world of imagination with The Grave Plot Podcast.

Episode 209 - Christmas Bloody Christmas/The Leech

The snow is falling and friends are calling "yo bitch!" That must mean it's time for the annual Grave Plot Podcast Christmas bonanza!
Come see what Santa left you under the tree, with a stocking full of ho-ho-Horror Business, including a "murder mystery" about a bunch of dead crows in Real World Horror. We've also got a story about what's likely to be on next year's Christmas episode, the independent horror Santastein. We also discuss casting updates to Five Nights at Freddy's, a new wrestling themed horror movie, and a new zombie comedy coming to Amazon. We then take a look at what Joe Begos is up to next.
Speaking of Begos, we've got a lot of thoughts on his fright filled festive film Christmas Bloody Christmas, plus the biblical mind trip known as The Leech. Both films feature Jeremy Gardner and Graham Skipper, as well as a ton of holiday cheer. Or fear.
So come along for a sleigh ride with The Grave Plot Podcast. It's better than a lump of coal!

Episode 208 - Don’t Fuck in the Woods 1 & 2

Gather 'round, kiddies, and hear a tale. A tale of sex, debauchery, and murder most foul.
Actually... wait. Hold that thought. First let's talk about some Real World Horror. With all the recent issues with police killing people in the streets, perhaps it's time to finally ask: should we employ robot police... to kill people in the streets? San Francisco says yes.
From the makers of Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey and Peter Pan: Neverland Nightmare comes the latest fairy tale horror, Bambi: The Reckoning. Yes, these are all very real movies. We also want to tell you about one of our favorite horror directors moving studios, and what project he's looking to tackle next. We then talk about Saw 10 and Scream 6 because I guess we have to.
Now, about that tale... well, let me start off with some advice. DON'T, and I mean do not, I repeat... Don't Fuck in the Woods. You never know what kind of sex-hating tree monster or mutant slug is hiding in the trees, ready to slash your throat or just climb down inside it and turn you into a bloodthirsty ghoul.
Now run along and play, it's time for the grown ups to have some alone time.

Episode 207 - Barbarian/My Best Friend’s Exorcism

Uhhhh this is your captain speaking uhhhh. We'll be taxiing the jetway for another few hours or so, uhhhh, this might be a good time to fire up the latest episode of the, uhhhh, Grave Plot Podcast.
Up first is that good ol' fashioned Real World Horror, all about a group of Colombian school children who messed with a Ouija board and ended up sick and convulsing on the floor. In Horror Business, we talk about Paramount and Universal going all in on horror with new hires and a merger of genre giants. We also discuss new books based on the series Are You Afraid of the Dark? as well two small-screen horror prequels, namely Crystal Lake and Welcome to Derry.
For our film reviews, we discuss the coming-of-age possession film My Best Friend's Exorcism, featuring Bash Howard as an 80s fitness guru for God as well as some teenage demon drama. Next up is Barbarian, a movie that will make you double check every inch of your next Airbnb.
So as we come in for a landing, put on your sleep mask and fire up your headphones for a brand new episode of The Grave Plot Podcast.

Episode 206 - Hellraiser (2022)/Prey for the Devil

We now return you to your regularly scheduled program.
Octoberama is over (sad face) but The Grave Plot Express cannot be stopped! We're pulling away from the station and making periodic stops before our final destination. All aboard!
First stop, Real World Horror. Those exiting here will find a story about a creepy clown doll that its owner just couldn't handle and decided to burden their neighbor with. Next stop, Horror Business. Here you will find yet another remake of Night of the Living Dead, an update on the film adaptation of the novel Clown in a Cornfield, and a story about the video game Dead by Daylight being turned into a comic book series. There is also news on the film Natty Knocks, featuring a who's who of horror actors, and finally a return to the big screen for a prominent actress.
Finally, we roll into the last stop that is our film reviews. Up first is the new exorcism film Prey for the Devil, featuring the world's first ever female exorcist, as well as the 2022 re-adaptation of the book "The Hellbound Heart," better known as Hellraiser, featuring the world's first ever female Pinhead.
I'm sure this will all go smoothly. We've been referred to as a "train wreck" before but I'm pretty sure that's just a turn of phrase... right?

Octoberama 2022, Vol. 4 - Terrifier 2/Halloween Ends

Happy Halloween! The clock is about to strike midnight on Octoberama 2022 which means it's time to close things out with our annual All Hallow's Eve episode. Today we've got none of that horror business to get in the way of a very delicious treat. We're talking about the latest, and final, installment in the modern-era Halloween trilogy, Halloween Ends, as well as the movie that's got everyone talking, the return of Art the Clown in Terrifier 2.
So strap on those vacuum form masks and hike up those vinyl one piece costumes (80s kids will understand) because it's time to trick-or-treat with a brand new episode of The Grave Plot Podcast!

Octoberama 2022, Vol. 3 - Drag Me to Hell/Two Witches

Fillet of a fenny snake, In the cauldron boil and bake; Eye of newt and toe of frog, Wool of bat and tongue of dog, Adder’s fork and blind-worm’s sting, Lizard’s leg and owlet’s wing, For a charm of powerful trouble, Like a hell-broth boil and bubble. Put the lime in the coconut and mix it all up. What do you get? Well you get Week of the Witch! Octoberama continues with the first ever witchy week, as chosen by our Grave Diggers on Patreon.
Before we get to all that, though, we've got to take care of Horror Business. Starting off in Real World Horror, we discuss a pair of women who saw an eerie glowing specter of Shia LeBeouf in a church. We then talk about multiple small screen adaptations of big screen films, namely Godzilla, Fear, Goosebumps, and The Wicker Man. We then wrap up with a Halloween update to the video game Back 4 Blood.
For our witchy reviews, we first look at Sam Raimi's 2009 return to horror Drag Me to Hell. We tell you the good, the bad, and the ugly. We then examine the new film Two Witches, about... two witches. Obviously.
So hop on your broomstick and hit the skies with a brand new episode of The Grave Plot Podcast!

Octoberama 2022, Vol. 2 - Wyrmwood: Apocalypse/Office Uprising

Batten down the hatches, bar the doors and windows, and sharpen your blades. Octoberama has risen from the grave for Week of the Zombie!
We don't even bother with Horror Business because we did that last week and we're very tired, but in order to survive we have to talk about the films Office Uprising and the sequel to the Australian undead movie Wyrmwood, titled Wrymwood: Apocalypse.
So make sure you've got plenty of shells and inject a brand new episode of The Grave Plot Podcast directly into your BRAAAAAIIIIINS.